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Joke of the Day
"If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear....... Do you think Greece would help?"
Next Joke
"A couple's having breakfast. He says, ""Were you faking it last night?"" She says, ""No, I was really asleep."""
"What did the cumulus cloud say to the stratus cloud? Why arent you precipitating? (a joke me and my buddy came up with while driving. and its scientifically correct. lol)"
"The scariest sound is an unknown crash followed by my 9 year old yelling ""It's OK! There's nothing wrong! You don't need to come up here"""
"How do you pick up a jew? Dust pan and brush"
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side."
"Today a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance Long story short, my girlfriend said no."
"A man went to a meeting for premature ejaculators but when he arrived there was no one there, he'd come too early."
"I'm wearing black today so powdered sugar donuts seem like a solid choice."
"Two Robins were lying in the sun when a cat ran up and gobbled them up.. ..It licked its lips and said 'I love basking robins'"