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Joke of the Day
"Pornography is often frowned upon. But that's only because I'm concentrating."
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"""70% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English"" That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard."
"So my friend asks me if I like the genre Metal... I told him that I don't know what a genre is, but I do like copper and steel."
"What are some good 'your sister jokes'? Ones like: what's the difference between dinner and your sister? I wash my hands before eating dinner."
"What kind of computer can also sing? A Dell."
"Dog: [Barks at the mailman] Human: Bad dog. Dog: [Turns to the camera] My human hates bills, yet gets mad when I try to scare the guy off."
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
"when life gives you lemons, be thankful it didn't give you cancer"
"I'm looking for a girlfriend that likes me for my money, but is really bad at math..."
"What do you call a PED for bears? Polaroids."