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Joke of the Day
"what did Obama say to Trump? show me your schlong form birth certificate"
Next Joke
"Bad joke I made but thought it was clever in 4th grade What do you get when you slice ice cream? Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now..."
"KATY PERRY: Can I use a real tiger? NFL: No way, that would be dumb. KATY PERRY: Oh I'll show you dumb."
"Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!"
"Dear Cool People, they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Love, Nerds."
"Football is so cute it's like some guys are like we're gonna get you and one guys like no no no no"
"Perks of dating me: You will be the hot one"
"""Oh, you decided to close your bedroom door with me on the outside? Allow me to sing you the song of my people."" -my cat"
"Pissed off? Punch a wind chime and you'll feel better."
"Today i realised why my Dad divorced my mom I saw her driving license. she has an F in sex"