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Joke of the Day

"KATY PERRY: Can I use a real tiger? NFL: No way, that would be dumb. KATY PERRY: Oh I'll show you dumb."

"Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate? Because he had a reptile dysfunction."

"""Damn girl, you look hot"" Really? ""Like a sexy little italian car"" DID YOU JUST CALL ME FIAT?!?"

"A quadriplegic goes on a blind date... And he gets stood up."

"What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral? A somber-ero."

"what has videos about it, is black and has white all over it a black fucked girl"

"I was invited to a party... The dress code said ""black tie only"". But when I got there, I noticed other people had worn shirts and trousers too"

"What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen? They're both Marine layers"

"My calendar says there's a new moon tomorrow. The old one was there for 4.5 billion years; you'd think people would be more excited."

"The past, present and the future started fighting. It was in*tense*"