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Joke of the Day
"Pissed off? Punch a wind chime and you'll feel better."
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"What happened when the fat woman backed into the airplane propeller? Disaster."
"So I was going by this farm the other day... and I was like, hay."
"Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights.... Like he's a Muslim or something."
"What did the blonde say when she saw a banana peel? aw shit imma fall again"
"What do you call two marry-go-rounds having sex? I don't know, i'm just fucking around."
"Sorry I said your mom's beef stroganoff was stroganawful."
"Asian Jokes are just wong"
"What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver? The golfer goes ""*Whack* Damn!"" The skydiver goes ""Damn! *Whack*"""
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... People who can read binary and those who can't."