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Joke of the Day

"Bad joke I made but thought it was clever in 4th grade What do you get when you slice ice cream? Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now..."

"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Because its two tired."

"At the coffee shop, I saw a German guy reading the first few pages of a book about WWII and smiling. Keep reading, buddy. Keep reading."

"Canadians are easy to identify ... ... you can spot them 1.6 kilometres away."

"Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward? Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross."

"""Y'know, she was actually pretty convincing."" - Me walking out of a movie where Meryl Streep plays a Chinese UFC fighter"

"Manute Bol walks into a bar And says ""The highballs are on me!"""

"A roofer is working on a house and makes a mistake and falls through the ceiling and into the house. One of the guys inside says, ""nice of you to drop in."""

"What do you call the indian prime minister's method of operation? Modi's operandi."

"Facebook does NOT ruin relationships. Relationships ruin Facebook"