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Joke of the Day
"Oh you wear sunglasses inside? lt must be sunny on planet cool."
Next Joke
"Why do groups of birds always seem so shady? cuz they're always flockin' around"
"Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !"
"Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long? The can't handle stares."
"What is the best remedy for cough? A laxative."
"Why are ghosts always just moaning? Did your manners die too? Use your words!"
"I'm not slurring, I'm speaking in cursive."
"My son walks in on me masturbating. He asks me what am i doing. I say, don't worry son you will be doing it soon. Why dad? he asks. Because my arm is getting tired"
"Nostalgia It really isn't what it used to be."
"Being irrational is as easy as Pi."