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Joke of the Day
"Today i realised why my Dad divorced my mom I saw her driving license. she has an F in sex"
Next Joke
"*sticks hand into jean pocket* Aw damn, why in the hell do I have bbq sauce in my pocket? *checks other pocket and finds nuggets* Oh, ok."
"Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing? He had deadlines to meet"
"What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market? ""Good morning, ladies!"""
"Why did Hitler go to Sea World? To see Adolphin!"
"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"" ""That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."" ""Is it common?"" The doctor says, ""It's Not Unusual."""
"A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods late at night. A pack of wolves bay in the distance. The little boy says ""I'm scared"". The clown says ""You're scared? I gotta walk back alone."""
"What name is given to the most chickens ? pEGGy"
"Can I go out and do drugs tonight dad? EXCUSE ME?! *sighs* MAY I go out and do drugs tonight dad *snaps newspaper* that's better"
"You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It's awful. You can't even move, you're drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth."