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Joke of the Day
"A school is like a barcode, It's a P.O.S."
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"Ghetto people are always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford: Mercedes, Diamond, Bentley, Pearl, Light Bill, Rent, Car Insurance."
"Judas: How long are your arms? Jesus: Why? Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what? Judas:Across. How long across."
"This is probably the best idea I've had yet! -me, right before I do something stupid"
"You know why people insisted on calling the Higgs Boson for ""the God particle""? Because since the Higgs Boson gives mass to tiny particles, they imagined that it had to be a tiny priest."
"I always live in constant fear that a bicep avi is gonna steal my lady and treat her right"
"Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: My greatest weakness? I'm a bad listener."
"My girlfriend told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. [NSFW] So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the nose"
"A guy with a huge cock enters a bar... He has to call the fire department to get it off."
"*loses beer *opens new beer *finds old beer *drinks 2 beers I win"