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Joke of the Day

"You know why people insisted on calling the Higgs Boson for ""the God particle""? Because since the Higgs Boson gives mass to tiny particles, they imagined that it had to be a tiny priest."

"How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes."

"Which film star is always jumping around the forest? John Treevaulter."

"There should be bongs and blunts at viewings in funeral homes... A true wake and bake."

"[standing next to the boss at the urinal] Ok, don't act weird. ""That's some impressive bladder volume, sir."""

"Will you date me? breathe if yes, swim across the atlantic ocean while reciting the bible in japanese if no"

"Knock Knock. OPEN UP THE DOOR, ITS REAL WIT THE NON-STOP, POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL!"

"What did the two oceans say to each-other? Nothing, they just waved."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street? His mother wouldn'twake him until 3."

"*Girl attempting to count to ten* girl 1: 1....3....5....7....9.... girl 2: What the hell? Why are you skipping numbers? girl 1: Because I can't even!!!"