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Joke of the Day
"A guy with a huge cock enters a bar... He has to call the fire department to get it off."
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"[gets on Facebook] [types ""you pushed me away but expected me to stay""] [everyone nods, this is considered extremely good shit on there]"
"Homework. The teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is."
"Hello all, I have the ground type safari...Someone please add me, I'm looking for the older generation."
"Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire? He was heading west."
"Having an argument on the internet... ... Is like having a small dick contest. There's no weiner."
"Doc: Your insurance won't cover it all. Me: What if I sewed myself shut? Doc: Suture self."
"How do you catch a refrigerator? Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa"
"What kind of computer can't sing? A Dell"
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat cooked? Raw raw raw raw raw!"