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Joke of the Day

"This is probably the best idea I've had yet! -me, right before I do something stupid"

"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I hope he means well..."

"Cashier: Cute kid, how old? Mom: Thank you, 28 months & 4days. What's my total? Cashier: Your total is 756 quarters & 8 dimes. #cashierlife"

"What an Idea..!!! My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory. Why didn't I think of that?"

"What's accounting? Something Italians learn in preschool."

"I was asked to come up with a list of 10 sexual innuendo... But I accidentally came up with 11, so I had to rub one out."

"What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween? As John Cena because you can't see them."

"What's black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra"

"Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber. It was a space in Vader."

"Why Indian restaurants are so good at JavaScript? Because they do curry so well"