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Joke of the Day
"*stares into distance* Distance: Please stop staring. It's rude."
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"My coffee reminded me of Ferguson today Dark and full of shots."
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"If wandering off was an Olympic sport, my mind would be a gold medalist."
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"The lord said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life""... But John came in fifth and won a toaster instead."