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Joke of the Day

"The lord said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life""... But John came in fifth and won a toaster instead."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck-up bitches"

"Hey what's something great from the 90s that they don't have anymore? The twin towers"

"Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane."

"I used to pay out of pocket for Viagra... it was hard for a long time"

"I used to be into bestiality, sadism, and necrophilia... But eventually I realized I was beating a dead horse."

"That awkward moment when you are introduced to someone and you have no idea if that person is their child or their spouse."

"Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !"

"Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager? Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7."

"What do multiculturalism and the movie Jaws have in common? They both made Americans despise great whites!"