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Joke of the Day

"How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ? Who knows, there is no tax record of it."

"[throws dirty diaper away] - OMG WHAT R U DOING?! - it's gross im not touching that - GET THE BABY OUT OF THE TRASH & CHANGE IT! - ugh, fine"

"The other day, my friend told me I didn't know what ""irony"" meant... Which was ironic, because I didn't."

"Unless you have stellar reflexes, throwing a bouncy ball at your spouse during an argument is not the best choice."

"What did the boy gun say to the girl gun? Wanna bang?"

"iPad Apple will be unveiling a larger iPad. Proctor & Gamble is set to file suit over trademark infringements over Apple's new Max iPad."

"Thank god for nipples. Without it, boobs would be pointless."

"If by mathematician you mean dividing the number of snacks in my car by the number of miles I need to drive, then yes, I'm a mathematician."

"One man gave his life, so you could have everything you ever wanted, and his name was JOHN CENA "

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 got rid of the headphone jack."