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Joke of the Day

"Whats more bruised than an old apple? My asshole after a night with Caitlyn Jenner"

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"What do you call a nut? What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? My dick in your mouth"
"Only 1 in 6 Americans can find Ukraine on a map... Putin is fixing the issue by just calling it all ""Russia""."
"Perfection ""Practice makes perfect"" ""Nobody's perfect"" I'm so confused"
"Who called it the NHL instead of the Just Ice League"
"The ""sell by"" date should actually be the ""diarrhea after"" date."
"A termite walks into a bar... And he asks, ""is the bar tender here?"""
"12,000 BCE: Humans hunt woolly mammoths with stone-tipped spears. 2012 AD: I apply acne medication to my cat's chin."
"Guantanamo Bae"
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it forgets to use a condom"