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Joke of the Day

"rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve -Octopus preparing for a fight"

"What does Christopher Nolan call a movie with a baby within a baby within a baby . . . Conception."

"""Why is life so hard?"" - Me, trying to open a jar of peanut butter."

"Everyone is at the store buying milk and bread to prepare for the snow. I'm buying frozen pizza. Enjoy your milk sandwiches, losers!"

"Why can't redditors sew? Because the thread has been locked by a moderator"

"I bought a new boomerang... but I couldn't throw away my old one."

"What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree can kill you? A pool table."

"A Blind Fish What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall? DAM!!!!"

"[warning racist] wanna hear a dark joke? africas population"

"How do you circumsize a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw"