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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumsize a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw"
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"Can you honor Maya Angelou by not pretending that you knew much about her?"
"You've gotta be careful talking to Steve Jobs because he'll say the word 'eyeballs' and really be referring to his custom-made Apple gonads."
"Why doesn't Mr.Sodium like to spend time with Mr.H20? Because they always get in to heated arguments."
"Had a three-way on Valentine's night... Me and Ben & Jerrys. I'm so lonely."
"Bill Cosby was charged with sexual assault I guess the proof was in the pudding"
"I'm so lazy, if I got kidnapped I'd just think, ""Well, this is where I live now."""
"Crime would drop to 0% if police uniforms were scary clown costumes. ""Put your hands up and state your favorite balloon animal!"""
"Roses are Red, Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic, so am I"
"Some people like cats and some people don't. Apparently the Pope's a cataholic."