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Joke of the Day

"How do you circumsize a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw"

"Did you hear about the group of geologists? They formed a Rock Band."

"How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !"

"The tornado warning siren has just stopped going off That's either good or terrible"

"I caught a mosquito in my hand.. It sucked."

"Haters gonna hate, potaters gonna potate."

"My password is ""weak?"" Well your password recovery security question is soft as shit. The city I was born in? Ask me why my mom left my dad."

"The only thing better than an orgasm is being interrupted by stupid bullshit while you're masturbating. I hate stopping at toll booths!"

"The fencer thought he knew what was about to happen but... ...his opponent feinted."

"How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb? Change? Whatever do you mean, *change*?"