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Joke of the Day
"What does Christopher Nolan call a movie with a baby within a baby within a baby . . . Conception."
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"They say 1 glass of wine a day is good for your heart. But what about 7 glasses of wine once a week? I'll let you know how that works out."
"Nothing ruins a game of hide and seek like when the cops let the K9 off the leash."
"The Galaxy is the greatest rapper alive. It rhymes in universes. :)"
"How do you kill a poet? Give them real self confidence."
"What's the difference between pussy and actuall pussy? I dont know, I've only seen kittens out of those two."
"*strums ukulele* This one goes out to my ex wife, Lucy. It's called ""I know how much you hate ukuleles so I wrote a 9 minute ukulele song"""
"What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground? Littering."
"Hey baby, is your father a thief because he stole the stars and he put them in your eyes and also my TV is missing."
"What's white and washes your socks? Your wife."