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Joke of the Day

"[warning racist] wanna hear a dark joke? africas population"

"Sorry ISIS but we already have a religious state that nobody likes and is full of people that hate modern thinking: it's called Kansas."

"What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play? Soul"

"A hat and a tie are out running The tie gets tired and says he needs a break. The hat replies ""Don't worry. You hang around and I'll go on ahead."""

"Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone."

"*Detective stands over murder victim* This looks like a case of... *Takes off sunglasses* *Removes contacts* *Brushes teeth* *Goes to bed*"

"Meow What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies? A purrvert."

"My girlfriend is NOT a library book You hear that guys? Stop checking her out."

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing...it just let out a little wine."

"Where did the hamburger go to dance? The Meatball"