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Joke of the Day
"I bought a new boomerang... but I couldn't throw away my old one."
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"A fair deal A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside."
"32 is taking me to dinner, 29 is taking me to a concert, & 26 is taking me straight to bed. I don't have kids, did I do that right?"
"I respect older people because they made it through school without Google OR Wikipedia."
"How does Hitler like his orange juice? Freshly squeezed."
"Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian? Cuz they got tired of Stalin."
"Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve bacteria here."" And the bacteria says, *""But we work here. We're staph.""*"
"My dad's TV volume is always set at ""screw the neighbors""."
"Atlantis sank to the bottom of the sea because some idiot started calling it ""Hotlantis""."
"""I just went on a hike and suddenly I can tell everyone what's right and wrong."" -Moses"