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Joke of the Day

"Everyone is at the store buying milk and bread to prepare for the snow. I'm buying frozen pizza. Enjoy your milk sandwiches, losers!"

"What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !"

"I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word ""hypothetically"""

"""I stand corrected"" said the man in the orthopedic shoes."

"How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke? with a low ""ha"""

"My neighbor is constantly whining about her small breasts. I think she's being a little too melondramatic"

"I heard Steven Spielberg is directing a film about a fat alien... It's called ""Eat-T, The Extra Cholesterol""."

"With Zyan Malik leaving 1D.. *zyan malik or whatever leaves 1d. *Kayne West gets in. *kicks everyone out of the band. *there's room for only 1 direction homie. *it's West."

"What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS? Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!"

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says... ""Give me a beer and a mop."""