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Joke of the Day
"What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree can kill you? A pool table."
Next Joke
"What do you call a trespassing camper? Criminal intent"
"""Hey, How was your Blind date?"" ""Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!""......""What's so terrible about that?"".....""He was the original owner!!!"""
"What sucks about being an egg? You get laid once, and it's by your mom."
"Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!"
"Why is history called His story? Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias."
"A man goes to his doctors who is partially deaf. Man: ""Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a volt!"" Doctor: ""You feel like a watt?"""
"Burned my Hawaiian pizza... Should have put it on aloha temperature."
"Why do all these blurry people keep telling me I'm drunk?"
"Why is it called the sistine chapel? Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet."