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Joke of the Day
"A Blind Fish What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall? DAM!!!!"
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"They say that you are safer in a bigger group Unless you're with 6 million...and everyone is jewish"
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? OMG!!!!!!! BREATHE!! BREEEEEATHE!!!!!"
"There are two kinds of people in the world 1. Those that like black licorice. 2. Normal people."
"You can chew on the end of the pencil But you can't erase the tooth."
"Here at Time Warner Cable we know that sex is an important part of a relationship. So we try to fuck you as often as possible."
"I know one person who thinks he's an owl. Who? Now I know two."
"So this ray of light broke bad. It was put in prism."
"Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong lane."
"A man is chasing a talking emu... The Emu is taunting him, saying ""you can't catch me! I can run at 80 km/h, you can only manage 20!"" to which the the man replies ""You can run but you can't fly!"""