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Joke of the Day
"I couldn't find my eye drops today It seems like eye dropped it. :|"
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"Congrats to #LeonardoDiCaprio on his first Best Actor Oscar. You can stop sacrificing goats now."
"this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash"
"Throwing away a good relationship because of problems that can be worked out, is like throwing away a new car because of a flat tire."
"She invited me over for a romantic dinner and told me I was the dessert. I wanted ice cream."
"The worst analogy ever is like pudding."
"The Teen Choice Awards has to be the most legit award show because teens always make the best choices."
"Can a ninja scale a wall in a single leap? Shuriken."
"I tried to donate blood to the Red Cross the other day... ...but they wouldn't accept it in a 5 gallon bucket. They also said it had to be mine."
"The three reasons for liking a status: 1) I agree with you. 2) I realize this is about me, of course I'm gonna like it. 3) I like you."