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Joke of the Day

"Throwing away a good relationship because of problems that can be worked out, is like throwing away a new car because of a flat tire."

"I hosted my very first orgy last night and it was a total disaster Nobody came."

"Dark humor is a bit like food. Not everyone gets it."

"I got the chance to watch a women's final for beach volleyball last night... What a semi!!"

"I told a rape joke the other day and a dude got mad. He said ""I hope you have a daughter and she gets raped so you can see how it feels."" Well I mean she'd have to survive the abortion first."

"My friend said, ""Hey, can you tell me the time?"" I said, ""Not on my watch"""

"Did you hear about the brown paper bag cowboy? He had a brown paper bag hat, brown paper bag boots, a brown paper bag shirt, and a pair of brown paper bag pants. He was arrested. For rustling."

"How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away its USB cable."

"So a horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, ""Hey buddy, why the long face?"" The horse looks up and responds, ""I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."""

"Mexican joke Juanita's teacher told her to go home and do an essay so she went home and did an ese."