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Joke of the Day
"this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash"
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"Selling racist jokes at $1 per person... ... or 60 cents for black people."
"Hey girl whats your sine? It must be 90 degrees because you're the 1."
"What happened when Hitler got bratwurst juice in his eye? He could Nazi! LMFAO"
"I just met a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds pretty freaky, *dozen tit.*"
"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel!"
"""I can dish it out, but I can't take it."" - Lactose intolerant ice cream man"
"Currently eating organic raspberries that I didn't wash over my kitchen sink, in case any ladies out there dig the whole ""bad boy"" persona."
"Chuck Norris easily won the Iditarod dog sled race by pulling a sled load of 16 dogs, 800 pounds of supplies and with a dead sperm whale chained behind it."
"*hands you a marijuana* ""This one's called Air Bud. It'll make you play basketball. Also it might turn you into a golden retriever."""