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Joke of the Day
"She invited me over for a romantic dinner and told me I was the dessert. I wanted ice cream."
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"9 volt battery and assholes A woman's asshole is like a 9 volt battery. You know you shouldn't, but soon or later you're gonna put your tongue on it!"
"Why do pills bottles have cotton in them? So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs."
"Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!"
"Damn girl are you a planet? Because i can see Uranus through my binoculars at night."
"The Anesthesiologist has become Comfortably numb."
"What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed? The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray."
"I see a border patrol car drive by... So I ask my mexican co-woker if he has his visa. He looks at me cofused for a minute then says ""no no I only have debit card"" (true story)"
"You know what they say If the water slide is broken, the log ride's still open!"
"What do you call bovine masturbation? Beef stroganoff!"