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Joke of the Day

"Can a ninja scale a wall in a single leap? Shuriken."

"Whoever called it a ""dust bunny"" was in a super good mood."

"Is it possible to wanted the same thing and still break up.. Yeah, If you both only want to have sex with girls."

"How do you spot the blind man at the nudist beach? It's not hard"

"what's cool about Mitt Romney is that when you put politics aside he's still a genuinely detestable person"

"Why was the programer killed by a snake? He underestimated the speed of the python."

"*Tweets funniest tweet ever *Dies laughing *Over 6 billion die laughing *Germany and Russia survive *Coz nobody left to explain the joke"

"I decided to play agar.io again... Now I hate my cellf"

"The Mexican Magician A Mexican magician declares that he will disappear on the count of three. He begins to count, ""uno, dos..."" *POOF* The magician vanished without a tres."

"Was going to make a joke about my paycheck... Turns out I have insufficient puns"