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Joke of the Day
"The worst analogy ever is like pudding."
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"The lights in my house love me... ...because I always turn them on."
"Two old ladies sitting in a doctor's office in Florida... The one says to the other, ""I can't see, I can't hear anything and I can barely walk. Thank God I can still drive."""
"I had my photo taken with REM yesterday. That's me in the corner."
"Eliminate Anime and Islam, and you secure the the existence of western culture for eternity"
"How many ears does Spock have? Three: a left ear, a right ear, and the last front ear."
"What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam"