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Joke of the Day

"The worst analogy ever is like pudding."

"Why don't gay jokes ever get old? Because they get AIDS and die."

"I'm 6'5"" and I can't stop talking down to everyone"

"Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !"

"Can anyone recommend a good website where people I knew in high school post pics of their meals?"

"Use this to start a conversation with a stranger. ""On a hot day nothing feels more relaxing then butt chugging a slushy. Say, do you have a funnel?"""

"What did the pig say on a hot summer day? I'm bacon!"

"Soon be Christmas... WHO SAYS doing Christmas shopping early avoids the crush? Last year, I did mine a full 12 months in advance, and the shops were just as busy as ever."

"Knock Knock ""Who's There?"" ""Dwayne."" ""Dwayne who?"" ""Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"""

"Jesus: I have to die because of sin God: Yes Jesus: Which you created as punishment God: Yes Jesus: For eating an apple God: Yes Jesus: No"