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Joke of the Day

"I built that beach a sandcastle. Beaches love sandcastles."

"Brazil - Germany Football Game Ok, I see Germany scored a touchdown and point after, but how the heck did Brazil get 1 point?"

"What do you call a serial bail man. Cereal flakes"

"A bear and a rabbit are pooping next to each other. The bears asks: ""Does your fur stick to the poop?"" The rabbit replied with: ""Of course not."" Then the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit."

"As long as you're good at blending in, you can be part of Brad and Angelina's family too."

"You hear about the NBA player who married a midget? He was nuts over her."

"It's 2014 and somehow we still don't have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are."

"The worst part about by dad driving his hummer through a river was it was not his most expensive mistake. I was. It was me. I was the most expensive mistake."

"It is said the population of sheep in New Zealand is 60 Million. How did they stay awake to figure THAT one out?"

"Walked into a very expensive restaurant, sat down, was handed a menu. Comic Sans. Got up and left. Life is hard."