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Joke of the Day

"It is said the population of sheep in New Zealand is 60 Million. How did they stay awake to figure THAT one out?"

"How was copper-wire invented? Two jews and a penny."

"What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun? Beets me."

"I would never want to join the Boy Scouts of America They're just a bunch of BS"

"Jesus wakes up one day to find only 11 Disciples with him. ""Who unfollowed me?"""

"What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!"

"What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse? Warren."

"Excuse me but I didn't order Hamlet I ordered an omlet"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I have no idea how they get in there."

"Jokes religious people find offensive Why did chicken cross the road? He had cancer on his balls. P.S. He was actually Allah and not chicken"