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Joke of the Day

"A bear and a rabbit are pooping next to each other. The bears asks: ""Does your fur stick to the poop?"" The rabbit replied with: ""Of course not."" Then the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit."

"My friend is a professional sleep-walker. He's just livin the dream."

"I love palindromes that use made up words Sdrow pu edam esu taht semordnilap evol I"

"Hitler wasn't a very athletic man. He never even finished a single race."

"There are only 10 types of people in this world... (probable repost) the ones who understand binary code and he ones who don't"

"I googled ""where do ninjas live?"" no results were found. Well played ninjas. Well played."

"What does a gentleman say to his friend at the gay bar? ""May I push your stool in for you?"""

"there are some really great cocktails you can have when it gets cold. Gin and coffee, gin and hot water, microwaved gin, go nuts"

"I tried to catch the essence of American football It's like you got a pretty big can of cold beer and on the other side of field your best buddy dying from hangover"

"Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend? She refused to swallow animal by-products."