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Joke of the Day
"As long as you're good at blending in, you can be part of Brad and Angelina's family too."
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"A black mom has six kids all named Leroy. She tells them apart by their different last names."
"One windmill asked another what kind of music it likes The other windmill responded ""I'm a big metal fan"""
"what do you call it when a prostitute cries while having sex hormones"
"got removed from r/showerthoughts but... Helen Keller really only knew a hand-full of words..."
"In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you."
"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho-path."
"I don't get how Bono is such a great philanthropist... I mean, isn't it a little selfish of him to do everything ""pro bono""?"
"How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed? 'Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!"
"I saw a midget in a KKK outfit today I think he is a little racist."