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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a serial bail man. Cereal flakes"
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"Why do Greeks like fried foods? Because they're greasy"
"What do you call an Indian stoner? Man, deep"
"Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb? He really wasn't feeling up to it."
"""Look, Just Do Something to His Butt."" - Cosmopolitan magazine finally runs out of cover ideas"
"What do waiters and prostitutes have in common? Just the tip."
"I got a sweater for xmas.... I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner."
"gf: Daddy me: don't call me that it's creepy gf: Sorry Baby me: that's better"
"I think my girlfriend wants it in the ear.... because every time I try to stick it in her mouth she turns her head."
"This fall on Fox: X-Files Babies. Baby Skully and Baby Mulder meet at a petting zoo when they both get knocked over by the same goat."