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Joke of the Day
"You hear about the NBA player who married a midget? He was nuts over her."
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"Whats a Floridian hookers favorite drink? Sunny-D"
"Comedy is all about timing, timing, and"
"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make everything up."
"LeAnn Rimes No it doesn't."
"How was copper wire invented? 2 Jews bent down to pick up the same penny."
"Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan? We had two practices in 1945"
"Whenever a waiter asks, ""Do you want to hear about our specials?"", push the menu aside and softly whisper, ""I want to hear about you."""
"What did the vampire say when his son scraped his knee? **""Suck it up""**"
"Donald Trump is going to be president in 4 days. That..that's it..."