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Joke of the Day
"You hear about the NBA player who married a midget? He was nuts over her."
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"What do dwarfs and midgets have in common? Very little."
"Just bought a set of alphabet magnets for my fridge, so this may very well be my last tweet."
"[Showing a friend around the house] Me: And THIS is where my 5 yr old eats his popcorn. *motions to area covered in popcorn."
"The number of times you say ""Don't judge me"" is directly proportional to the amount of things you do that you know are wrong."
"Do we still not know who let the dogs out?"
"Why do Pokemon have eyes? So they can pikachu"
"Jedi Joke Padawan: Master, when I will become a Jedi, will I be allowed to use e-mail? Jedi Master: Of-course my child, only without attachments!"
"I'm sorry baby, but me & you are not going to work out. We are going to watch tv."
"What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop? Afroturf"