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Joke of the Day

"It's 2014 and somehow we still don't have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are."

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"Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon? Because they might Pikachu!"
"Whats the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them"
"No, I don't hate you. I promise. Cross my heart and hope you die."
"I like my cream like I like my slaves. Whipped"
"This jokes so dark, it's not welcome in South Carolina He:Babe Come Over She:i'm Playing Arkham Knight He: My Parents arent's home She:neither Are Batmans"
"I like my women like I like my burritos stuffed with beef"
"People like to say that men and women are alike... But there's a Vas Defrens"
"[SPEED DATING] HER: Hi, is this seat free? ME: By all means. HER: *drags chair across room ME: WTF? HER: *laughing, sits with another couple"
"My friend said my mum was hot. I then punched him and reminded him that we were Americans."