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Joke of the Day

"So I saw my mother-in-law getting beaten up by six guys ""Aren't you going to do something?"" My wife asked. ""Nah, six should be enough."" (Les Dawson)"

"Subway's known about Jared since the beginning how else can you explain how they knew he likes to eat fresh. I'm going to hell for this one."

"Pinniped humor So a baby seal walks into a club..."

"Men do what they want and skip the rest. They're straightforward. If he doesn't call, he doesn't want to talk. If he calls, he's horny."

"All the guys complaining about my thighs touching each other... If you were this close to my vagina you'd be touching yourself too."

"I've been told I'm condescending. (That means I talk down to people.)"

"3 Statisticians Go Hunting They eventually spot a deer. The first shoots 5 meters above his head. The second shoots 5 meters below his head. Then the third yells out ""We Got Him!"""

"You should really buy stock in K-Y Jelly It can only go up."

"Dear parents with unattended children they will be given 4 red bulls and a kazoo"

"If 2 wrongs don't make a right, what do 2 rights make? An airplane."