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Joke of the Day
"If 2 wrongs don't make a right, what do 2 rights make? An airplane."
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"How do Jewish pedophiles lure in victims? ""Would you like to buy a candy?"""
"NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the money."
"What's in common with jam and cream? I can jam and cream my dick up your ass."
"What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest? The constellation prize."
"What is Batman's favourite porn site? Motherless.com"
"I just burned my Hawaiian pizza in the oven I guess I should have put it on aloha setting"
"Always treat your woman like a princess, let a giant turtle kidnap her."
"How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer? ...you put the duck in the microwave on high until it's Bill Withers."
"Silence is golden. Unless they're in the shower and you can't find their phone. In that case, silence is very very suspicious!"