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Joke of the Day
"Dear parents with unattended children they will be given 4 red bulls and a kazoo"
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"There should be a drama series about women trying to figure out their mystery leg bruises."
"Two guys talking ""Tell me , have you ever been awakened by a blowjob?"" ""No ,i always sleep with my mouth shut."""
"I told my friend I had HIV... She asked me if I was sure. I told her I was positive."
"What is the scariest part of a cavity search? When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching"
"How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from."
"I don't always roll a joint... But when I do, it's my ankle."
"Headache Doc: Hows your headache? Husband: She's fine."
"? Hey there Delilah, for your word spell Mississippi ""May I have the definition?"" The state siblings can get frisky ? and cousins toooo ?"
"Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said ""Would you like a plug for it?"" The idiot replied ""Oh I didn't know it was electric."""