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Joke of the Day

"Pinniped humor So a baby seal walks into a club..."

"I unveiled my plan for loan repayments. It's staggering."

"What's brown and runny? Usian Bolt"

"How many Vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? Only one... if no one is looking!"

"DIVORCE & CIRCUMCISION Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck."

"The answer to 4 Leg, 2 Leg, 3 Leg riddle is a man... because a woman is on her knees all day."

"Q: What do modern artists eat for breakfast? A: Surreal."

"I used to think Ronda Rousey was so hot But tonight I saw a total knockout"

"I was trying to write a boxing joke But I couldn't come up with a punch line."

"So what if I can't spell ""Armageddon"" I mean, it's not the end of the world."