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Joke of the Day
"Pinniped humor So a baby seal walks into a club..."
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"Little Red Riding Hood sure took a long time to realize the talking wolf in drag wasn't her grandma."
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"Why do the nurses give the old men in retirement homes Viagra? To keep them from rolling out of bed"
"Sorry for letting bad things happen to good people all these years."
"I went to get lyposuction the other day. It really takes a lot out of you. (Thought of this one in the shower :D)"
"A girl told me her exact age."
"Oh so your boyfriend cheated on you? But how is every other man on this planet responsible for it?"
"This is circular logic because this is circular logic."
"What did Elon Musk get after his talk on colonizing Mars? Shit questions."