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Joke of the Day

"A mosquito bit Hillary Clinton the other day... It was later found to have hit itself in the back of the head with a fly swatter."

"""GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL"" -Soccerates"

"If you think my status updates are ridiculous, you should see my life choices."

"What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene? Turn off all the lights."

"What the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke."

"I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts... ... for eating a Brownie."

"Words can't describe how beautiful someone is... But numbers can. 4/10"

"Four girlscout cookie boxes down in a day and I realized I have a problem ... I'm running out of cookies."

"Fool me once, fine by me. Fool me twice, jokes on you. I still don't give a fuck."

"Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens? Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh? Eh?"