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Joke of the Day
"What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear? FLAC jackets"
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"To watch a reality show about a restaurant is to realize how much chef's head-sweat you've eaten in your life."
"What's a dogs favorite TV show? Bones."
"2 pedophiles are chilling on the beach, one says to the other... Hey can you get out of my son"
"I'm trying to ignore the subway mariachi band that's ruining my commute, but I should have refused to carpool with them in the first place."
"Incest results in some very strange humans. That's why my sister and I ALWAYS use a condom."
"Him:You married? Me:Aww You think I'm that pretty? H:Ma'am just filling out your pape- M:SO I'M UGLY? H:I'll tell the therapist to hurry"
"According to my Nike fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week."
"*hands you a marijuana* ""This one's called Air Bud. It'll make you play basketball. Also it might turn you into a golden retriever."""
"Every night when you sleep,I sneak into your house, full of desire. I then reduce the amount of marshmallowy treats in your cereal&go home."