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Joke of the Day

"sheep: ""why do we all look the same?"" other sheep: ""it freaks me out tbh"" another sheep: ""i dont even know which one of us is me"""

"Can you believe that after all the shit they've been through, they're still together? My Buttcheeks ((_"

"Did you know John Denver had dandruff? Yeah, after his plane went down they found his Head and Shoulders washed up on a beach."

"When the farmer counted his cows he had 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200!"

"Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila."

"I hate and despise violence In fact, the very thought of it makes me want to beat the shit out of someone"

"Why can't you ever really trust your toilet? It's usually full of shit."

"Hillary and Donald are in a plane that crashed. Who survived? The pilot who jumped out with a parachute."

"paid a compliment By a coworker, ""every time I talk to you, I leave a smarter man."" I asked where he left him."

"When Germans combine words, we get things like ""flutter mouse"" and ""river horse."" When the English do it, we get ""jorts."""