207455
Joke of the Day
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? zero"
Next Joke
"Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet? Because it was a Number 2."
"I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery.... ....she was in charge of the hops."
"If a movie is ever titled Reception, we know it won't be starring AT&T.; Am I right? Up top!"
"My house is so trashed that Whitney Houston just dropped by in her 1988 Ford Escort & gave me a high five & then she asked me for ten bucks."
"Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Because the teacher said ""do your essay"""
"I love the lines men use to get us into bed. ""Please I'll only put it in for a minute."" What am I a microwave?"
"They say that if you are bad in this life, you re-encarnate into a 'Nickelback' song in the next one."
"what did the doctor say to the midget? you'll just have to be a little patient"
"How do mermaids have babies? Sea-sections"