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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so fat... yo momma so fat, I crashed into her for 15 minutes"
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"What do all men at single's bars have in common? They're married."
"Please don't tag me in photos where I'm not wearing my roller skates, I'm looking for a boyfriend."
"Man A: Would you suck my cock if I cleaned it? Man B: No.. Man A: You dirty cocksucker!!!"
"My father trusted no one. Even had a saying about it. But he wouldn't tell me."
"What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts. "
"My husband asks too many questions. ""Who is Steve?"" ""Why does he call all the time?"" ""What's this bill for a hotel room?"""
"What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year? Irish pride"
"Dark humour is like food. Not everybody gets it."
"I don't own a turntable, for the record."