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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay guy say to the scared straight guys? ""You guys are fucking pussies!"""
Next Joke
"Show him you care by leaving the message ""I see you"" on his bathroom mirror."
"Damn, baby got back. And front. And sides. Baby three-dimensional. This is a real baby."
"DATE: Ooh, such long fingers ME: Yeah, know what other long body part I have? D: I have an idea *sexy wink* M: My intestines are about 30ft"
"I accidentally used AOL.com to search for something today. I feel like everyone who works there probably high-fived each other and got really hopeful about the future."
"Objects in the selfie are way sadder than they appear."
"Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'... And they're going to call it 'Modern Family.'"
"If a threesome is with 3 people... If a threesome is with 3 people and a foursome is with 4 people I can see why they call you handsome."
"A Jedi Knight was singing Livin' On A Prayer. It was Obi Wan Bon Jovi"
"Whats white blue and rectangular? A fridge with a denim jacket on."