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Joke of the Day
"Show him you care by leaving the message ""I see you"" on his bathroom mirror."
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"How does a bassist's brain cell die? Alone."
"You just lost the game."
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"If Donald Trump becomes President I'm going to Mexico. Not by choice though."
"The most courageous thing a TV show can do now is keep all its characters alive."
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to start the journey from I Can't Breathe Without You to I'll Choke You Out In Public."
"Statistically speaking, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang rape."
"Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'? A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!"
"What do KFC and Tumblr have in common? Transfats"