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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to need to see a warrant before you look through any pictures on my phone besides the one I show you."

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"What was the dentist's horrific gastronomical invention? Tartar sauce."
"Who was the most active of the chinese khanes? Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day"
"Dear USA: Having seen most of your potential candidates, please ditch elections and try the sword-in-the-stone method of choosing a leader."
"This is by far the most pointless Tweet ever."
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