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Joke of the Day
"A Jedi Knight was singing Livin' On A Prayer. It was Obi Wan Bon Jovi"
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"son: I don't think he likes me wife: your dad just has a hard time showing affection me: [holding bag of doritos] GOD I LOVE DORITOS"
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